Pussy: The Breakfast Of Champions

I want to wake up to that. Every fucking morning.

bitch please I’m dah mona lisa.

FACT: I have this problem where if someone kisses my neck, my clothes automatically come off

I have this problem too… we should start a group.

*jizz*

that awkward moment during sex when

you like s&m and your partner doesn’t.

It’s been one hellava month.

jennamarbles is fucking brilliant.

Lots of people are bisexual.

Doesn’t mean they’re faking for attention.

But it’s annoying when people do fake for attention.

I need a vagina right now

fucking tumblr man, its so…mopey! why are you all so mopey?!?! YOU HAVE THE WHOLE INTERNET BEFORE YOU TO CHEER YOU UP!!! I MEAN COME ON!!